
In addition to the blurb above, I'm a recovering mathematician, Jewish, and autistic as fuck--those didn't alliterate
Sometimes I write poems, mostly in English and Spanish
I feel weird putting my age in my bio but I am in fact a Grown Up if you were worried
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posts that make you wonder if massachusetts truly is a paradise where none of those fucking bombs exist
new hampshire is a one hour drive from Boston, so, no, it definitely is not
oh yeah i figured but i dream of a world where the only startling loud noises that last for the entirety of june to august are thunderstorms
oh and also every once in a while for the entire rest of the year especially on holidays.
this is a little unfair to stateline fireworks, which didn't catch fire due to poor fireworks handling, but because an elderly man across the street, for unclear reasons, shot his wall with a 12 gauge slug, which went through the wall, across the highway, and into the store, somehow causing no injuries despite the store being open at the time
"In less than 48 seconds, the fire, smoke, and exploding product made the 3,300-square-foot retail sales floor untenable for human life," is such a quote.
"Old man accidentally fires gun into fireworks warehouse" is the most New Hampshire news story ever