only bad tricks (eat plastic, knock item off nightstand, break into cat food cabinet, etc). website likes to play fetch but that isn't really a trick.
"break into food cabinet" is an excellent trick and I will not have anyone say otherwise

In addition to the blurb above, I'm a recovering mathematician, Jewish, and autistic as fuck--those didn't alliterate
Sometimes I write poems, mostly in English and Spanish
I feel weird putting my age in my bio but I am in fact a Grown Up if you were worried
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only bad tricks (eat plastic, knock item off nightstand, break into cat food cabinet, etc). website likes to play fetch but that isn't really a trick.
"break into food cabinet" is an excellent trick and I will not have anyone say otherwise