Food vendor: Are you sure you want the chilaquiles? They're very spicy.
Me: Yeah, I like them that way.
Her: Oh, so you like to suffer, huh?

In addition to the blurb above, I'm a recovering mathematician, Jewish, and autistic as fuck--those didn't alliterate
Sometimes I write poems, mostly in English and Spanish
I feel weird putting my age in my bio but I am in fact a Grown Up if you were worried
רעד מיט מיר ייִדיש
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