my money's on "BetterHelp revealed to be assigning good therapists preferentially to sponsorships"
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my money's on "BetterHelp revealed to be assigning good therapists preferentially to sponsorships"
fee is reduced if you bundle your package with Canonical Mystery Meat
Headspace rolls out new mindfulness program based on the law of attraction.
headspace accidentally creates hypnosis cult while trying to get more people to buy pro subscriptions
Not be a Manifold Markets user but https://manifold.markets/MatthiasPortzel/will-betterhelp-be-revealed-to-be-a
luckily I think wp has more money than they know what to do with so its unlikely, but that would be hell