Tiny dragon who breaks into your oven while you're cooking pizza, eats the pizza, then has a food coma nap in nice toasty heat

In addition to the blurb above, I'm a recovering mathematician, Jewish, and autistic as fuck--those didn't alliterate
Sometimes I write poems, mostly in English and Spanish
I feel weird putting my age in my bio but I am in fact a Grown Up if you were worried
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Tiny dragon who breaks into your oven while you're cooking pizza, eats the pizza, then has a food coma nap in nice toasty heat