a common affliction among the RICH!!!!!!

In addition to the blurb above, I'm a recovering mathematician, Jewish, and autistic as fuck--those didn't alliterate
Sometimes I write poems, mostly in English and Spanish
I feel weird putting my age in my bio but I am in fact a Grown Up if you were worried
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a common affliction among the RICH!!!!!!
That thing is shaped like a scifi blaster and now I'm imagining it launching the handset like a grappling hook
I immediately expected it to attach to your arm like the mega blaster
so my attempt to rationalize this is that your desk is 100% cluttered with non-phone items and your only recourse is to clamp something on the corner and have your phone hovering next to you
twenty years developing ai data and all we get is a lousy phone