Anschel

queer quaker commie cat

In addition to the blurb above, I'm a recovering mathematician, Jewish, and autistic as fuck--those didn't alliterate

Sometimes I write poems, mostly in English and Spanish

I feel weird putting my age in my bio but I am in fact a Grown Up if you were worried

רעד מיט מיר ייִדיש

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[Image Text: Hey FYI, in case you’ve been wondering, the paper maché vulva sculpture in the basement full of dirty dishes was something Lea made which we only found today while investigating a strange smell we’ve noticed around the house. It’s not our and we are currently figuring out what to do with it. Anyway, if you’ve noticed an odd smell like a naired sunk lmk cuz we’re trying to figure out the source.]

For posterity, here is a re-telling of the saga that is the left-hand chaos magic vulva shrine that @masklayer (Tom), @samanthaistyping (Sam), and I found in our basement back when we all lived together some years ago. This is going to be long so click “read more” to read this novella I will write for you starring many familiar cohost faves.


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@Anschel

Came across this when looking through @shel's pinned post for something else and uh

wow

Sometimes I think my life has been weird but there's weird and there's WEIRD


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this story is completely new to me. thank you for rechosting this saga here for posterity.

as a polytheist/animist witch, please accept my deepest belated sympathies for becoming the main character of twitter. It warms my heart to hear about people managing heinousrudemagician shit by going back to what is personally relevant, meaningful, powerful.

but seriously. this story. I am DYING.

that might be one of the most bonkers things i have ever read in my life. moreover, i cannot imagine a situation where someone encounters a vulva shrine, which they have been told on good authority that it is a chaos magic vulva shrine, and their reaction is not approximately "what the fucking fuck." what did the twitter wizards want your reaction to be? "ah yes, lovely, a chaos magic vulva shrine! this will go nicely by the sofa," like surely if you believe in any sort of magic, of any kind, including left-hand chaos, you'd be like "oh fuck man. you gotta exorcise the curse chaos magic vulva shrine. i mean it's a curse, dude."

Fucking unhinged. Even if the shrine is to be interpreted as "this is nothing because magic (or at least this magic) is bullshit" the fact that the person believed and was intent on trying to get ??? results from it is such an absurd red flag.

Can't believe "will try to steal objects with your biological matter in order to tie your essence to a potentially-unique strain of mystic ritual for inscrutable ends" is a potential outcome from the nightmare roommate lottery.

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