Engineer 1: [Proudly] I've invented this new asbestos-beryllium composite!
Engineer 2: [Skeptically] So, what's it good for?
Engineer 1: [Evilly] Primarily, to see just how worked-up you can get the safety person...

In addition to the blurb above, I'm a recovering mathematician, Jewish, and autistic as fuck--those didn't alliterate
Sometimes I write poems, mostly in English and Spanish
I feel weird putting my age in my bio but I am in fact a Grown Up if you were worried
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Engineer 1: [Proudly] I've invented this new asbestos-beryllium composite!
Engineer 2: [Skeptically] So, what's it good for?
Engineer 1: [Evilly] Primarily, to see just how worked-up you can get the safety person...