Anschel

queer quaker commie cat

In addition to the blurb above, I'm a recovering mathematician, Jewish, and autistic as fuck--those didn't alliterate

Sometimes I write poems, mostly in English and Spanish

I feel weird putting my age in my bio but I am in fact a Grown Up if you were worried

רעד מיט מיר ייִדיש

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anschelsc@gmail.com

iliana
@iliana
  • dodgers underperform expectations and eke out a wild card berth, then run it back and win the world series in 5 games. the team immediately implodes shortly after due to a scandal
  • mariners miss the postseason by one win
  • phillies find yet another technically legal way to modify their uniforms
  • mr. met is arrested in london for alleged television licence evasion
  • climate activists glue themselves to the green monster
  • someone cuts open baseballs and uncovers a scandal that MLB has been feeding dodgers stadium off-spec balls
  • a team owner accidentally starts demolishing their ballpark before the season is over or before they even have grifted taxpayers into building a new one
  • bobblehead giveaway gone wrong
  • umpire sports betting scandal
  • rob manfred is revealed to be the terminator and was sent back in time to destroy baseball

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