If I were ever elected president of the US, the first thing I'd do is throw open the doors of the Strategic Petroleum Reserve and let everyone have as much as they could drink. It's time to stop hoarding and start enjoying.

In addition to the blurb above, I'm a recovering mathematician, Jewish, and autistic as fuck--those didn't alliterate
Sometimes I write poems, mostly in English and Spanish
I feel weird putting my age in my bio but I am in fact a Grown Up if you were worried
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If I were ever elected president of the US, the first thing I'd do is throw open the doors of the Strategic Petroleum Reserve and let everyone have as much as they could drink. It's time to stop hoarding and start enjoying.