Anschel

queer quaker commie cat

In addition to the blurb above, I'm a recovering mathematician, Jewish, and autistic as fuck--those didn't alliterate

Sometimes I write poems, mostly in English and Spanish

I feel weird putting my age in my bio but I am in fact a Grown Up if you were worried

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The Bonnacon: a creature of medieval legend, described as a bull-shaped butthole dragon

In Asia an animal is found which men call bonnacon. It has the head of a bull, and thereafter its whole body is of the size of a bull's with the maned neck of a horse. Its horns are convoluted, curling back on themselves in such a way that if anyone comes up against it, he is not harmed. But the protection which its forehead denies this monster is furnished by its bowels. For when it turns to flee, it discharges fumes from the excrement of its belly over a distance of three acres, the heat of which sets fire to anything it touches.

- the Aberdeen Bestiary


Anschel
@Anschel

Guy trying to get more credit than he deserves for surviving a skunk attack


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in reply to @Anschel's post:

This is from several hundred years before Europeans knew about skunks!

(some Europeans continued to not know about skunks well into modern times, such as my grandfather, who ran out with a broom to chase an unidentified animal out of his garden, with predictable results)

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