
In addition to the blurb above, I'm a recovering mathematician, Jewish, and autistic as fuck--those didn't alliterate
Sometimes I write poems, mostly in English and Spanish
I feel weird putting my age in my bio but I am in fact a Grown Up if you were worried
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You're getting interviewed as an expert on live cable news in a developing story. Given your line of work/expertise, what is the worst catastrophe that could currently be occurring?
someone lost the prime numbers
Stop asking me about The Structure.
No, I didn't build it.
No, I don't know it's function.
I just work here.
And yes, by work I mean spend interminable sunless days crawling around inside it's gantries and shivering crawlspaces listening to the fathomless murmuring from below to try and discern which bolts need tightening and which of its ceaselessly turning wheels require greasing.
No, I'm not paid.