Anschel

I like minidisc because it combines the satisfaction of reading something from a spinning disk plus the tactility of cartridges

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• [ba] "ball", including round fruits like peaches and watermelons
• [ba.ba] "bye-bye"
• [bap ~ bab ~ ba.bu] "bottle", including baby bottles, a little catnip scent spray bottle we have for the cats, and possibly a fire hydrant that we passed once
• [hː ~ ha] "hi"
• [mam ~ ma.m̩] "Mom" (baby's mother, my wife)
• [m̩.ma] both "Ima" (baby's mother, me) and "Oma" (baby's grandmother, my mother), since baby can't make the different vowels well
• [pa.pa ~ ba.ba] "Papa" (baby's grandfather, my father)

• [ba] "baa" (while holding a toy sheep)
• [bʌ.bo ~ bʌ.βə?] "bubble"

also today it sounds like baby's been trying to work on the pronunciation of "ball", some of the times it's been like [baw ~ ba.u ~ ba.ɯ]

• [bɛ.ho] "bagel"

• [bɛ.ho] "bagel" can also refer to a soft pretzel, and possibly a hamburger bun
• [bɛ.bɛ ~ pɛ.pɛ] "pepper"

possible new onomatopoeia:

• [u ~ mu] "moo" (cow sound)
• [buːː] "vroom" (car sound)
• something like [æiʊ] that was possibly an attempt to meow at a cat?

possible attempts at imitating food words that I don't think count as known words yet but hard to tell:

• [bababa] "banana"
• [bawamama] "watermelon"

• [wahu] "wahoo!" (interjection)

Next up will be "it's a me, Mario!"

Heathcliff continues to be a millennial parody of traditional newspaper cartoons while in fact being a newspaper cartoon. Also, is that a human bone??

The Bonnacon: a creature of medieval legend, described as a bull-shaped butthole dragon

In Asia an animal is found which men call bonnacon. It has the head of a bull, and thereafter its whole body is of the size of a bull's with the maned neck of a horse. Its horns are convoluted, curling back on themselves in such a way that if anyone comes up against it, he is not harmed. But the protection which its forehead denies this monster is furnished by its bowels. For when it turns to flee, it discharges fumes from the excrement of its belly over a distance of three acres, the heat of which sets fire to anything it touches.

- the Aberdeen Bestiary

Guy trying to get more credit than he deserves for surviving a skunk attack