evanonline
@evanonline
  • make space colony
  • take terminally ill granddaughter to space colony. don't worry about ivo. i know he thinks i'm cool but in terms of grandkids he's kinda mid
  • look for cure to terminal illness on space colony.
  • idea: look for ancient robots, see if any of them know about being terminally ill?
  • holy shit these murals are awesome. maybe a bigass lizard can cure terminal illness.
  • made bigass lizard. bigass lizard sucks. need to make another guy from a different mural. hey, i'm in this one, giving a hedgehog an emerald! cool prophecy! i'll fulfill it.
  • need this new guy to warp space & time because i'm only getting government funding if they think he is a weapon. also i made a cannon that can blow up the moon.
  • ask my man alien satan for DNA to help hedgehog use emeralds really good.
  • hedgehog works. granddaughter wants him to be named shadow because where there's light he will follow or something. badass, love it
  • ancient robot goes apeshit. lizard also goes apeshit. government wishes stuff wasn't going apeshit.
  • ah shit. alien satan tricked me. he's gonna throw a rock at planet earth in 50 years. fuck! gotta make sure my hedgehog can take this guy out. it's a good thing the government hates when stuff goes apeshit because i am spinning a lot of plates right now.
  • record apology video in case they ever find out i worked with this alien. as long as nothing else goes apeshit i'm good.
  • government goes apeshit. kills my granddaughter. what the hell man? didn't get to see if any of this cool stuff cures terminal illnesses yet.
  • fuck all of this shit. if the government uses my cannon i'm gonna have my lizard drag the whole spaceship down with its ass. also hypnotizing my hedgehog to want to use the cannon too. ancient robot can go die in a hole though i'm DONE.
  • record different message in jail. don't mention alien guy. these guys deserve the big rock now.

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