Down to 1 USB port on this godforsaken laptop of mine because for some reason the USB 2.0 port has decided it wants to only provide power and no longer does any data transferring (the other one was a 3.0 port that one day shat the bed completely and now only ever throws up a "Windows doesn't recognize the USB device you plugged in" error), which sucks anus because I need that last port for my mouse 
Also the wi-fi card is dogshit, in that if the connection goes out while it's active it throws a temper tantrum and I have to reboot to get it to turn back on at all, and lately it's started doing this thing where opening up the file explorer kills the connection for a second or two. This is a known issue with this card, and Realtek can go fuck themselves for making it, and ASUS can go fuck themselves for putting it in their computer.
ASUS computers kinda fucking suck as it turns out. More like ASSES, am I right (I am right)

