I accept this discommendation for the honor of my house, but I will never accept this injustice in my heart. For I did not dishonor Kahless in Sto‘Vo‘Kor, nor the entire Klingon Empire, when I gave my cat, a proud warrior, a little kiss on the head, told him he was a “sweet tiny little baby man who is so handsome”, and made him do a little dance with his paws

