shoutout @dreamcast for introducing me to Chair Chaser, a 2002 student project from Konami's computer entertainment school in Osaka where five people (one of whom is a penguin mascot) compete in an office chair race to become the new CEO of Okamoto Office Furniture Corporation
Official site & download (Japanese, Archived), English coverage
works Great On Deck™ if you install directmusic from protontricks. hopefully it'll get approved by SteamGridDB soon so my Steam assets for it can be found here