Alastar Gabriel (but you can call me anything). I'm an ex-professional software developer, now I make weird art and music :p I will give you bug facts unprompted


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vin
@vin

remember when they made fuckin ... gatorade jelly bellys and called them "sport beans" ?


eden
@eden

Historians of the future will look back and say, well that was pretty silly huh


lmichet
@lmichet
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graham
@graham
Benjamin Stone - Looks like you get to send someone to collect some beans
Looks like you get to send someone to collect some beans
Benjamin Stone
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Benjamin Stone - Looks like you get to send someone to collect some beans
Looks like you get to send someone to collect some beans
Benjamin Stone
00:00

Me in the far future, when two different schools' history professors tell me that they've heard rumors of a cache of Fossilized Extreme Sport Beans



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in reply to @vin's post:

sports candy is actually pretty common! frequently they're just sugar, sometimes also electrolytes, often (like these) caffeine as well

they're useful for endurance sports because as you get hours deep into an activity your digestive system starts to struggle to process real food but you still need fresh calories to keep going

the main difference from normal candy is mostly fewer ingredients for easier digestion and being slightly bland for to stay palatable on an upset stomach (and being way more expensive)

in reply to @jaidamack's post: