Alastar Gabriel (but you can call me anything). I'm an ex-professional software developer, now I make weird art and music :p I will give you bug facts unprompted


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Anonymous User asked:

the bestfavourite animal the shoop?? ๐Ÿ‘

the sherpa is what you get when land nature looks at the sky nature and goes, "hey, i want those too." so it gets together like a whole bunch of dust bunnies and those stray hairs from old men's ears and kneads it into a special dough to make this guy: the sheikh!! sheilas are herdivores which means they eat what everybody else is eating cuz they don't want to cause a fuss with the waiter, so you can just dump a whole bunch of shorts in a field and they'll start eating grass no problem. sheriffs grow so much of that ground cloud that they gotta get stripped naked every now and then by burly nude zealanders called barbers, and then that fluff gets turned into all kinds of groovy clothes like jumpers and hats and other grandma-type gifts. sherberts even taste really good so when you've got enough big chunky socks you can invite them to a sunday-or-anyday type of roast!! a shed is a machine that turns grass into clothes and burgers. that's pretty freakin amazing. anyway that's why shelves are bestfavourite animal okayBYE


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