Alastar Gabriel (but you can call me anything). I'm an ex-professional software developer, now I make weird art and music :p I will give you bug facts unprompted
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We can be friends but I have to warn you, I am a little awkward and kind of hard to get ahold of :p
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i LOVE when people say rebug but i just typed it out and deleted it because i felt ridiculous. it was like going to a restaurant and having to order Slobby Joes Hog Spanking Fuckface Ribs by name. this is what separates the weak from the strong
![A 4chan greentext which says
"Can I have the fruit pancakes please?"
>"The what? There's nothing on the menu called "fruit pancakes"/
"Th-the fresh fruit pancakes."
>"Huh..."
"Th-this one..." [points to menu]
>"Say it."
"What?"
>"Say. It."
"I'd like a... r-....rooty t-tooty...."
>"Say it like you mean it."
[starting to cry] "I-I want a r-r-rooty t-tooty f-f-....f-fresh n... n fruity...."
Why do dining establishments like to humiliate their customers like this?](https://brickstocement.neocities.org/photohost/2023/October/fruity.jpg)
Honestly had this happen to me at a McDonald's of all places, age 7 or so. I asked for a double hamburger and she was like, no we don't have those, we call those big macs.
