gabriel (2 inches taller)

okay so. yes, but actually no. but sometimes? the jury's out. the scientists that study funfairs are called mikeologists in honor of the first guy that looked at the puffy puffy groundballs and went, "i should be able to eat that, yeah?" and it turned out he could but not for long. so long, mike. so a fundament is... not for reals an animal, but they eat kinda like animals do by digesting stuff and soaking that up. funkies get around by growing - to get from place to place they gotta eat enough stuff to get bigger and expand to the place they wanna go, so some funky colonies can run for a real long distance!! what we actually see of a funnel is sometimes called the 'fruit' and, uh. sirs and madmans of science. no. that is not a fruit. that is a little house where furries and nopes live, ya doofus. one of the ways that a funhouse is kinda like a plant is that some of them don't want to get eaten, some of them do (because poop is a transit system for dirty, dirty boys) and some of them are gonna eat you. matter of fact, fumbles are like the number one way that stuff gets decomposed and turned back into the planet dirt. AND THEN THERE'S THE ZAMBONI ANT BRAIN KIND. yuck. so next time you see a funny fruit, just remember: doesn't matter how many shoe taking munchrooms you eat, these guys is gonna get you in the end. anyway, that's why fingers are certainly a thing in the world okayBYE.