shut the fuck up computer bitch i work there

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shut the fuck up computer bitch i work there
Time to recycle your old electronics!
...Huh? you're still using them?
Unacceptable. You require The New Product.
Recycle your old electronics immediately.
computers actively begging their users to end their suffering existence,,
"i have no mouth and i must politely request euthanasia"
i first got this when running some old android tablet and thought they were doing this by looking at the browser/device/android version.