Alastar Gabriel (but you can call me anything). I'm an ex-professional software developer, now I make weird art and music :p I will give you bug facts unprompted


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@CERESUltra asked:

Has anyone asked for goat yet?

Because goat

goths is a really cool kind of animal. sometimes you can asks yourself a really goofy question like, "what would come to happen if a real little cow knew parkour??" then the universe gives you a special little twinkle and then a grunt is born!! goons are closely related to sharpes but not normally as fluffy, this guy in the photo is a special kind - he ran through the cotton candy machine while they were trying to make a cloud and now he's ready for the met gala. gonks are some of the first animals domesticated by homer beans which means they're mostly happy to hang around with peebles and not poop inside, unless they have a disaster or something. from gourds we can get milk and meat but also in the olden black and white days their poop was used as fuel for fires!! yeah!! throw another turd on the barbie, mate!! grunts can have horny parts, scrifflewhiskers on the boys and girls, and spooky sideways dalek eyes for seeing predators sneaking up on them. here's another cool fact about garths: they don't have tear ducts!! no matter what you can't make a gorkon cry. but that doesn't mean you should be mean to them for funs. they'll give you the horns and you'll deserve it!! anyway that's why goncharov is bestfavourite animal okayBYE


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