gabriel (2 inches taller)

@ArtificialAngel

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Alastar Gabriel (but you can call me anything). I'm an ex-professional software developer, now I make weird art and music :p I will give you bug facts unprompted

Twitch, Ko-fi, Neocities, Mastodon

We can be friends but I have to warn you, I am a little awkward and kind of hard to get ahold of :p

ENG/日本語 OK

website

dreamwidth

artificialangel.dreamwidth.org/

mastodon

tech.lgbt/@artificialangel

Tumblr (I probably won't use this one much)

www.tumblr.com/444631

gabriel (2 inches taller)@ArtificialAngel11/11/2023, 2:44 AM

Gay Eminem on 9/11 @DecayWTF

cerry 🍒@cereza11/11/2023, 1:30 AM

MARIO you lazy FU#CKER the princess got FRICKEN KIDNAPPED AGAIN!!!!!! GO SAVE HER!!!!!!!!

ok

MWAHAHAHAHA!!! yuo will never escape me princess!!! mario is never coming to get you!!!

what the fuck

love wins

b oom

THIS POST IS BROKEN ON MOBILE AND SMALL RESOLUTIONS SORRY

transcript

panel 1

mario is watching family guy on his awesome brand new plasma tv, as he sits around yoshi's house. yoshi, bouncing behind him, calls him a fucker and yells at him to go save the princess because she got kidnapped again. reluctantly, mario says ok.

panel 2

inside bowser's fortress, on a bridge with lava and darkness, bowser exclaims to peach that she will never escape his castle, and that mario will never come to get him.

panel 3

mario appears behind bowser with a big ass shotgun. bowser exclaims surprise and says "what the fuck" as his eyes become big and wide from surprise.

pnael 4

bowser die from gun.

love wins

#css crimes #shitpost #sprite comic #mario #old web #🍒certified cereza banger

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in reply to @cereza's post:

632146K~P @xenogears11/11/2023, 1:32 AM

this is what the internet was made for

Geo @georgio11/11/2023, 2:07 AM

nah this post looks very good on mobile

Çyn @Cyn-Cedilla11/11/2023, 2:19 AM

i'm having a good time on mobil

Jammed @the-only-jam11/11/2023, 1:34 PM

Exactly

Hatsune Michael @DeCosterMakesThings11/11/2023, 2:35 AM

I think mobile might be my favorite way to read this. Very nostalgic for me.

EinAstonINARO @EinAston11/11/2023, 3:21 AM

Amazing

We already have a contender for top 5 coposts

Lizardguy @Lizardguy6411/11/2023, 3:41 AM

It's better than anything I ever made as a sprite comic.

jeroknite @jeroknite11/11/2023, 9:27 AM

To be fair to mobile, this post is also broken on my laptop lmao (smol-ish screen)

Sharky @sharky045611/13/2023, 12:55 AM

if you want it to be fixed hit control minus untill it fixes itself

RLZ @R-L-Z11/11/2023, 9:43 AM

It may be even funnier on mobile.

Jammed @the-only-jam11/11/2023, 1:33 PM

Broken on mobile, but very funny too

Dragaroth @Dragaroths-hideaway11/12/2023, 5:40 PM

It got worst past the read more, god bless

@screams2/27/2024, 1:30 PM

so long gay bowser

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