I heard there was a secret cord
That David made and displeased the Lord,
But you don't really care for safety, do ya?
Well it goes like this, a plug, a switch
A circuit breaker open-hitched
The socket catching fire, hallelujah.
I remember because the top review was something to the effect of "Great product, when I open up my in-ground pool for the season I plug one end into the wall, drop the other end into the pool, and it takes care of anything that might be living in there."
