Be sure to put your frozen turkey directly in the hot oil.

Alastar Gabriel (but you can call me anything). I'm an ex-professional software developer, now I make weird art and music :p I will give you bug facts unprompted
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Be sure to put your frozen turkey directly in the hot oil.
They can't stop me from blowing up my house with flaming oil, that's my right as a legal resident of the US
yeah, you're not some kinda un-american anti-fire super soldier