for the low low price of $2000 USD I will record and post myself singing every supertramp song for everyone to laugh at, or somehow jam out to, whichever is more likely
paypal.me/missionpatch
alternatively, $2000 USD would get you a 66666.666 word writing commission from me
alternate-alternatively, my rate (for now) is $30 USD per 1000 words, you don't have to comm in $2000 intervals lmao