and now I inflict him on you. A cartoon spokesman for a failing fast food chain, his commercials apparently were the drowning gasp of that restaurant, and it certainly didn't help that they had a cartoon character deliver these lines:

Alastar Gabriel (but you can call me anything). I'm an ex-professional software developer, now I make weird art and music :p I will give you bug facts unprompted
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and now I inflict him on you. A cartoon spokesman for a failing fast food chain, his commercials apparently were the drowning gasp of that restaurant, and it certainly didn't help that they had a cartoon character deliver these lines:
I have strong opinions about this but if a fast food chain did this today it would 100% work because people would clown them back into business
Ok I had to look at the Mr. Delicious tag and someone drew fanart of him on here. Cohost is actually the website of all time
Adult Fast Food Place. Mature Dining Environment. Special Cartoon For Adults
i'm watching the 13-minute documentary now and. "most of the time i eat at rax alone, but now it's more like eating with a friend." what. what