by age thirty, three quarters of your friends should be fucked up little beasts

Alastar Gabriel (but you can call me anything). I'm an ex-professional software developer, now I make weird art and music :p I will give you bug facts unprompted
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by age thirty, three quarters of your friends should be fucked up little beasts
i'm at around 80%, higher if we count acquaintances, especially ones on cohost
and i've got a good few years to optimize further
measuring the 75% by person, not by mass so you can still fit in huge beasts
and you should hang out in damp dark tunnels deep below the city above