•Cut more people out of my life
•Put in less effort at work
•Win the lottery
•Grow a foot taller
•Eat less food from the gas station
•Putting on 400 lbs of pure muscle
•Have sex with 100 men
•Become more aggressive
•Don't get hit by a freight train/semi-truck
•Get named Time Magazine's "Baddest Bitch on the Block"
•Mysteriously disappear
