Being transgender is so fucking embarrassing sometimes. How do I explain to people I was in a bad mood all week because my dick was stuck in california...?

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Being transgender is so fucking embarrassing sometimes. How do I explain to people I was in a bad mood all week because my dick was stuck in california...?