gabriel (2 inches taller)

I have a weezer-related confession to make and i feel like this is the best occasion to do it. I had to paint a bird cage blue for a wedding back in like 2012, specifically Tiffany blue, and this was back when google was good enough that you could pirate music off of it but not good enough that you could find out what colors are supposed to look like accurately so I had her describe it to me and I thought "oh that sounds like Weezer blue" so I color matched it to the fucking Weezer cover art on my mp3 player and somehow everyone else made the exact color mistake I did because it looked fine. I was literally shitting my pants over it for like a month and everything was okay. Anyways they got divorced last year.