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29, trans, don't ask why the posts are like that all the posts are like that
i wrote everything here with love in my heart
I heard dollar tree was looking for a riddle master maybe try there.
"Ummmm, why are you wearing a suit covered in question marks.....?"
"Look, it's part of the job okay- They wouldn't hire me at Dollar general" 
Me, just trying to reach for a basket:
The Dollar Tree Riddle Master: Ah ah ah! Thou hasn't taken a stab at my clever quandary!