Robot girl who just activated a metal detector: “Damn this sucks”
Airport security guard: “I’m gonna have to pat you down now”
[The robot girl squeezes her thighs together and the guard’s hand is sawed off, a clear violation of Code 8324.02 of the Robot Construction Guidelines]
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