What does Zelda have that we don’t. Do you want climbing. Do you want me to redesign the UI so you have to put 5 objects in your hands before stuffing your gourd? What do I gotta do huh? Weapon durability? You want fuckable twinks?

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What does Zelda have that we don’t. Do you want climbing. Do you want me to redesign the UI so you have to put 5 objects in your hands before stuffing your gourd? What do I gotta do huh? Weapon durability? You want fuckable twinks?
I want to surf downhill on a flimsy shield that breaks so I can watch my character ragdoll down the side of a mountain.
Tears of the Kingdom is only selling so well because you can glue random crap to your shield that makes you fall down instantly