Good morning Night City. April showers bring May flowers, and would you believe it, blood rain season is over. Time to get your sunscreen and uv resistant chemskin, cus there’s still a massive fucking hole in the ozone layer and it ain’t getting smaller. Today we got the the winner of Watson, Lucius Rhyne. He’s not here of his own free will, he will answer YOUR questions, or Timmy G will Deploy the Hatchet. At. Your. Mercy. Coming up at noon.

Bodycount lotto’s on the rise. Give it up to South Night City for fifty fucking flatlines. Didn’t know you had it in ya. Landlord-in-chief Rex Royale’s liquidating the west end One Block, Bozos and Maelstrom are takin’ over, but we got a new challenger: Street Monarchs chipping the fuck in, led by c-psych stars El Yonderboy and Bearywary Yondergirl.

Who’s arming this rainbow strike force? We got Super Shabazz of 6th Street with a few thoughts. Spoiler alert, it aint lookin’ evergreen. Maxime Raunche, where you at sister? Your kids are NOT alright. One hell of a way to kick off June, but hey, the first Pride was a riot. Bet big numbers and ride this sucker till Hammerman puts on the kibosh, it’s time for SNC to enter its slay era. Play stupid games, win stupid prizes, and for these gonks the spoils are what’s fallen out of Rex’s hands and into the Combat Zone.

Weather’s chemical smog, looking to clear up in the weekend. Eyes on the prize and clean your filters on the grind. One day you’ll shine. Coming up, Kerry Eurodyne’s Second Conflict. End-to-end because Mr. Rhyne is making a break for it. Subscribe to the garden patch for the Timmy G Live Feed, only on 102.7 The Moose, where Chromatic Rock Never Stops.