she/her, 29, low resolution brain goblin, prolonged Cinema-Media-Arts and Polisci undergrad, ongoing Gender Situation. Asuka for short, Asukapaper for long, and Jill for real
Discord ID: asukapaper (they took away the funny numbers, curses)
alt title: time for the most evil babygirl (boy edition)
I can’t believe Evil Bruce Lee Steals the Millennium Puzzle. He has no backstory. He’s just evil
houserules so convoluted the man's using his laptop
i used to run sessions starting at 3:00pm and ending at 10:00pm and they were like this
Triplets work a mark over the course of several days only to give up and break into his house with a whip, all for a tcg card. praise them
In this game devised by me, Seto Kaiba, I’m going to kill you and all your friends with a death robot if you don’t solve my riddles three
Congratulations, I didn’t kill you, now lemme bump another thing that’ll kill you
if i was a smart girl back in the late aughts, baby asuka could have watched season zero to completion and this bitch could have been my personality now
Miho dispatches a team of Gulf War ass mercenaries in a game of laser tag by falling asleep and then blind firing at them when she wakes up
Queen
this is an actual guy, they were not making up this guy. the yami bakuras of the late nineties only moved on to the blogosphere in the late aughts. this dude could be 41 now and still blogging that his overcooked monstrosity that only he can run with the aid of multiple spreadsheets using advanced functions is superior game design than "the WOTC." he could have a goddamn patreon of his hex maps spanning the size of continental europe supported by dodgy cryptofascists
i'm not really vibing with the crew rallying on the fact that all their turns are dictated by yami yugi. i guess he's the party's Caller, idk
'kay i give up. it's time to fudge the dice so we roll crits on bakura's overtuned ass BBEG'