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We have a compact. Feel free to use the guest room should the commute ever become onerous. Vivi and I are gone most evenings and we have moved her things over to my main quarters. I have been meaning to make it presentable as of late; it simply collects dust and Vivi is still practicing her life skills.
Vivi is protective of her things and what is mine I share quite freely, so I do not mind if you wish to bring a separate icebox for any perishables. Please do not operate the television or the Segotari during Vivi Time or she will become territorial. Vivi apologizes in advance for any hissing or strong language. It is an item in therapy.
I will also spruce up the guest bathroom. DO NOT APPROACH THE MAIN BATHROOM WHILE IT IS IN USE. Vivi may become startled and the Hellbringer must remain loaded at all times. Just as you might bring a sidearm to the latrines, Vivi retains this habit. She finally feels safe to use the shower on her lonesome but there is much progress to be made.
Thankfully, the guest bathroom sees minimal use outside of visitors. This is a subdermal household so please check the pressure on the water jets before using the guest shower. The pressure and temperature is tied to the same dial, so do not stray beyond the yellow spectrum of the gradient (Blue is hot, red is cold). Follow these selfsame directives when filling the bathtub for it is all one unit. Techhair may be needed to prevent hair loss while the shower is operating at lukewarm and median pressure.
Hmm . . . Is that all? Ah yes. Vivi is contractually obligated to be at wakefulness while I am in REM sleep. She is linked by her internal agent to the security system architecture, so she retains personal liberty during this time. Please bring earplugs in case the content on the television makes her verbally animated.
With this in mind, DO NOT APPROACH VIVI DURING NAP TIME. Vivi may become startled, the Hellbringer must remain loaded, she finally feels safe to nap on her lonesome but there is much progress to be made, and so on.
Nap Time is conducted within the master bedroom to prevent regular traffic from disturbing Vivi's beauty sleep, but when the bedsheets need changing Vivi must occupy the couch in the living room for Nap Time.
Vivi's time table is on dining room fridge. Please let me know if she errs so I may discipline her. I believe that is all.
Oh dear. Yes. . . Rogue. The Rogue body pillow should be contained to the master bedroom, but Vivi finds it a source of comfort. It may stray around the household, especially the living room. Should Rogue be outside the bedroom and Vivi shows signs of distress, DO NOT ASSIST IN FINDING ROGUE. DO NOT PROVIDE VIVI WITH ROGUE. Notify my holophone and I will resolve the disturbance myself. It is an item in therapy.
