If you speedwalk l’ll tell my mom on you

she/her, 29, low resolution brain goblin, prolonged Cinema-Media-Arts and Polisci undergrad, ongoing Gender Situation. Asuka for short, Asukapaper for long, and Jill for real
Discord ID: asukapaper (they took away the funny numbers, curses)
If you speedwalk l’ll tell my mom on you
Wren I love all kinds of fries. I love curly fries. I love sweet potato fries. I LOVE waffle fries. I love those big weird wedges they only seem to have at Fuddruckers. I love tater tots, unironically.
…I don't really have a thing to say about crinkle cut fries. Like, just not a thing. They really are the "oh… fries, I guess" of fries. The wrinkles hold ketchup well? I guess? I guess?? I guess???
yeah, like, i won't kick crinkle cut fries out of bed but they're not what i'm coming to fries for. i'll take any other kind of fry over a crinkle cut. furthermore, waffle fries are the undisputed champions tho
if you ever stepped on a crack while being cognizant of the idea that it may break your mother's back you're being intolerant of those who take the extra effort to protect their loved ones and are an ignorant pseudo-matricidal mythophobe