Complete clusterfuck. Small goblins running around. Pressing X to stir jambalaya. This is not a Business Environment

she/her, 29, low resolution brain goblin, prolonged Cinema-Media-Arts and Polisci undergrad, ongoing Gender Situation. Asuka for short, Asukapaper for long, and Jill for real
Discord ID: asukapaper (they took away the funny numbers, curses)
Complete clusterfuck. Small goblins running around. Pressing X to stir jambalaya. This is not a Business Environment
After god knows how much stirring, the jambalaya is rotated to River Ward’s specifications. I am now the one who retrieves the rice
I can't recall, do we actually get the jambalaya recipe on a shard somewhere? Getting IRL jambalaya would make stirring virtual jambalaya worthwhile!
I’ve gone over my shard collection and can’t find one. I checked the wiki and found there’s a shard for Jajangmyeon, though