Of course I find a way to break a tooth eating the softest fucking bread

32, pan, enby, AuDHD mess from the midwest US
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Of course I find a way to break a tooth eating the softest fucking bread
I don't know what it is about soft bread, the one time I ever broke a tooth it was biting into a soft pizza crust. Shit sucks!
It lulls us into a false sense of security. Not that people usually consider the likelihood of a tooth breaking when they're eating..