32, pan, enby, AuDHD mess from the midwest US
Forklift certified!
Also, where the fuck were all the pierogis when I needed them? Couldn't find them anywhere before and now they're everywhere
I will uncover the details of this pierogi based conspiracy if it's the last thing I do.
BIG PIEROGI CAN'T KEEP ME DOWN
Okay a sufficiently sized pierogi could immobilize me, but the logistics of creating such a pierogi make it impractical as a means of suppression
I don't know, I think the idea might be more practical than it would appear at first glance. The pierogi doesn't need to be big enough to physically immobilize you it just needs to be big enough that you are so full of food that you don't want to move.
Ah true true
But as a counterpoint, I usually have an issue with the texture and struggle to eat them at all
Ok fair enough. That does just improve the original very large pierogi plan though as it means you likely won't be able to eat your way to freedom.
