NEXT-GEN RACING. That's right everyone, put those lesser games away, 'cause we're about to blow you away with some of 2009's rawest action you can have behind the wheel of a simulated automobile. Gut-grinding, smash-and-crash action, shifts that'll make your stomach drop, impacts that'll make you feel the whiplash! Observe our painstakingly modeled interiors, showing off a level of production quality you can only expect to find on Xbox 360 and PS3 game consoles (and, uh, PSP also, I suppose)!
Wait wait, you're lowering the volume and going into third-person? But--
...What the hell kind of music is that?