FUCK YOU, FEVRITH
If you're dumb enough to recruit new troops this weekend, you're dumb enough to come to BIG BILL HELL'S FORT
Inflated honors prices! Soldiers who'll betray you to Zenoira! No Thieves!
If you think you're gonna find loyal soldiers for the Liberation at Big Bill's, You can KISS MY FLUFFY BESTAL ASS
It's our belief that you're such a naive, foolish dastard that you'll fall for this bullshit, GUARANTEED
If you find a better deal, SHOVE IT UP YOUR UGLY ASS. You heard us right, SHOVE IT UP YOUR UGLY ASS
Bring your coins, bring your honors, bring your bishop. We'll snipe her! That's right, we'll snipe your bishop!
Because at Big Bill Hell's, you're fucked every which way from all eight winds!
Big Bill Hell's, home of CHALLENGE ROGUEING. That's right. CHALLENGE ROGUEING
How does it work? If you can take out a stack of five Rogues with full PP, without using Truestrikes, you get a FREE Dew of Illusion!
Don't Wait! Don't Delay! Don't FUCK WITH US! Or we'll annoy you to death with Featherbows!
Only at BIG BILL HELL'S, the only fort that tells you to fuck off!
HURRY UP, ASSHOLE! This event ends the minute after you give us your coin. And they better not be counterfeit, or we're leaving you in the Drakenhold desert with your kneecaps broken, motherfucker.
BIG BILL HELL'S FORT. Cornia's filthiest, and the exclsuive home of the meanest sons of bitches in all five kingdoms, GUARANTEED