Tales from the Crypt Review
A horror anthology with the pacing and production of five Columbo intros stitched together. Except it's Evil Columbo and everyone's going to hell 🤪
Having watched a bunch of Twilight Zone and its derivatives growing up I've a soft spot for these kinds of low budget, made for TV (affectionate) horror shorts. The first and last are definitely the highlights, a Christmas double murder and proto-Saw respectively. I don't know what it is that makes horror directors think disabled people harbor plans of torturous, moral edification but here we are.
Hooting and hollering when the crypt keeper turned to the camera and asked if I was next.
Content warnings: murder, blood, car crashes, elder abuse, suicide, ableism, animal abuse, forced confinement
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