Phorm The Vixdjinn on cohost

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The beauty of a clown and the intelligence of a very dumb clown.

Studying languages and reading comics.

@Badman7/31/2024, 10:39 PM

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Chamomile🐑@chamomile7/30/2024, 10:13 PM

This listing is giving me an existential crisis

https://beehaw.org/post/15248624

Every next picture feels like slipping further into a fever dream of an alternate dimension where architecture is just different than it is in our reality.

#cursed zillow

Phorm The Vixdjinn @PhormTheGenie7/31/2024, 2:45 AM

UGLY ARCHITECTURE!

That's right! We've got it! All here!

Look at all these chairs! Look at `em, they're great, they're office chairs. Who wants to sit on them? Not me!

Looking for ugly architecture? Then you've come to the right place! Just ugly, ugly architecture.

UGLY ARCHITECTURE!

Hang all these shelves on your wall!

That'll get people talkin'. Oh man! WOW. Lookit all that stuff! I wish that it was not on the wall.

How about a mess of outdoor siding, indoors? You know you need it! Every house does.

Want an ugly table, to put ugly stuff on? We've got that!

We will not be understocked. Especially not on extremely high up cabinets

How about carpeting on the top of your railings? Not exactly ugly, but kinda weird.

Always wanted a garage? Well, we've got three. You can have `em all.

Believe it or not, someone actually made this house this way for a reason.

Hang all these from your ceiling, because high humidity and a cavernous vaulted roof said so!

Oh HO! That is one amphibiously equipped laundry room.

What does that mean?

I dunno! BUT LOOK AT THIS!

Heh... Okay! Sure!

Wanna fancify your living room? Then put dark velvet carpet on the walls, add blood red accents everywhere, and be sure to include creepy porcelain statues. Now you've got a Twin Peaks Lodge!

Hey Industrial Textile Equipment. Wanna live inside my Extremely Normal House? Thanks.

How about a shrine with frogs that never move? You know why? Because they're not really frogs!

Some people ask, "Hey, why do you have box fans inside the walls of the house?", and to them I say, "*Have you forgot the name of the house??"

UGLY ARCHITECTURE!

Miss the dank of a seedy boiler room? Then check this out! It's just like being there! If you lean too close to the wall, you might start an electrical fire!.

How about a bunch of metal horses? Wish you could have them? Oooooh but you can't.

Sold out.

UGLY ARCHITECTURE!

Located at the corner of Locust Road and 3rd Street.

UGLY ARCHITECTURE!

Architecture so ugly, you won't even wanna put your ass on it.

Open house Sunday

(Post based on this video)

#Ugly Furniture #This is basically a joke for one person and they know who they are <3

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in reply to @chamomile's post:

Kran'ts Ton @sudo-EatPant7/31/2024, 1:23 AM

The thing i really hate the most is the nearly double digit number of window AC units that all vent into one of the garages and that garage is not itself ventillated like at all

mira @mira-drgn7/31/2024, 2:20 AM

they're simply making a torture chamber for cars and honestly, thats praxis

Unreal @UnrealIncident7/31/2024, 2:04 PM

Based on the fact that the car is a hearse, I have to imagine that it's actually a DIY crematorium. Just roll the hearse on in, then go inside for a drink.

Dylan @Dill-Pickle-Fremen7/31/2024, 1:34 AM

What makes it for me is them using the same outdoor siding as interior walls. I've never seen that before

@Happytoaster7/31/2024, 3:20 AM

I have seen something like that with the idea of being able to hose down a garage, but this has it in rooms with carpet. And they use it where a railing would normally go inside.

Dylan @Dill-Pickle-Fremen7/31/2024, 11:29 AM

I see what you mean.

Cliff 🦖 Pervocracy @pervocracy7/31/2024, 1:43 AM

One texture on every surface, too much furniture in the middle of the floor, cabinets don't line up, too many bathtubs, weird empty corners where furniture and fixtures weren't quite the right size for the room... this is a Sims house

cyberdoe systems @onethirdxcubed7/31/2024, 8:01 AM

Someone shift-clicked with the wallpaper tool without checking that the house was all the way enclosed

Holly Wednesday (Dr.)@doctorwednesday7/31/2024, 1:55 AM

maybe it's made entirely of siding, did you ever think of that

The Pnictogen Wing @pnictogen-wing7/31/2024, 5:48 AM

what if cheap hardware store carpeting is like siding for your floors

mira @mira-drgn7/31/2024, 2:32 PM

load-bearing vinyl

Z-A @Z-A7/31/2024, 2:15 AM

After seeing the outside: Oh, this looks like it was a barn that was clumsily and a little ineptly converted into a home. A little silly but really not too outrageous on net.
After seeing the inside: ◉_◉

Dylan @Dill-Pickle-Fremen7/31/2024, 2:19 AM

I was thinking maybe it's a revamped garage unit

big gay wizard @fivefeather7/31/2024, 2:42 AM

this thing is nauseating. i especially love the black rooms, which really seem like they've been, like, cut-and-pasted from a completely different building into this one.

JcDent @JcDent7/31/2024, 4:58 AM

Siding into hell

:)@Meitsme7/31/2024, 8:01 AM

Kinda spaceship coded tbh

Filbi Pott @Filbi7/31/2024, 5:15 PM

yeah, like Heaven's Gate...

samson @squidcrusher7/31/2024, 8:52 AM

Not sure if anyone else mentioned it, but I think almost every bath has the handles for turning the water on/off are outside of the tub/shower. Don't think I've ever seen that one before.

ayo this dog fucked up ΘΔ @orion-pisces7/31/2024, 9:36 AM

if i were to wager a bet it'd be that this was some form of retirement home, given all the disability friendly toilets and ridiculous amounts of clothing and family photos.

also the very whiplash inducing reveal of a hearse in the garage!

@knutaf8/1/2024, 2:46 PM

Good theory on the bath controls. I was like wat

Krowbird @Krowbird7/31/2024, 12:15 PM

My favorite element that has gone largely unnoticed is the window unit directly under the shower, which has to be growing some truly exquisite new forms of black mould.

Entropy 💎🐲@Entropic-Decay7/31/2024, 12:35 PM

this feels like someone tried making a house based only on a description of what a house is like

Ecter B.@ecter8/1/2024, 10:09 AM

Invader Zim's base of operations.

hodge @MrHodgepants7/31/2024, 12:41 PM

In fairness, I hear the folks who made this weren't professional builders, this was just their side hustle.

@Belderchal7/31/2024, 9:51 PM

oh my gosh :eggbug-sob:

@knutaf8/1/2024, 2:47 PM

Bravo

Gravity Pike @gravity-pike7/31/2024, 4:16 PM

If the 3 bears from Goldilocks were also the bear from Annihilation, this is the house that they would live in.

Dragaroth @Dragaroths-hideaway7/31/2024, 4:56 PM

I love this house
I want this house.

in reply to @PhormTheGenie's post:

Jaida R. L. Mack @jaidamack7/31/2024, 5:12 AM

Oh my god, I could hear every word of this. <3

Phorm The Vixdjinn @PhormTheGenie7/31/2024, 3:08 PM

Once you've seen that video, I think it just lives in your head forever. I am constantly quoting it, to the puzzlement of those around me!

Xīn Jīn Mèng @xinjinmeng7/31/2024, 5:45 AM

I'm one person! 😍
Now I must delete my cohost and cancel my internet connection as there is nothing more to see.

Phorm The Vixdjinn @PhormTheGenie7/31/2024, 3:09 PM

You are, and what a wonder of a person!

Though do stick around. I'd miss you ❤️ Plus, I hear someone may be posting pictures of kittens later!

Xīn Jīn Mèng @xinjinmeng8/1/2024, 12:16 AM

They better be so delicious!

Rail!@railkitsune7/31/2024, 9:46 PM

Ma'am, as someone who is currently looking for a new home here in the UK, this is seriously unsettling. I'm getting vibes that this was a quick conversion from like a town/country social club barn of establishment....