Static isn't one to trust a salescritter, but this goes double when the salescritter is his sister, Mayhem.
I wonder what she's trying to convince him to do this time.
A long time favorite commission by Likeshine

Call me Lily or Briar, though you might know me as Ingersoll, Maple, Pop, or just BalloonPup.
40's, fluid of gender, ace
Very shiny, very squeaky.
Favorite Greek letters: ΘΔ
Header by NeonPossum.
Icon by NX-42
Static isn't one to trust a salescritter, but this goes double when the salescritter is his sister, Mayhem.
I wonder what she's trying to convince him to do this time.
A long time favorite commission by Likeshine