luna the deer

@BappyDeerHooves

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// the deer!
// plural deer therian θΔ, trans demigirl
// stray pet with a keyboard
// i'm 20 & account is 18+!
name-color: #ebe41e
// yeah

github

github.com/l-Luna

luna the deer @BappyDeerHooves4/15/2023, 1:18 AM

frankie boyle's beanbag chair of death @micolithe

mint @mintexists4/14/2023, 7:05 PM

how do i abuse SEO stuff to get "eggbug has 4 legs" at the top of google when "how many legs does eggbug have?" is searched

jae @jkap4/14/2023, 7:12 PM

Eggbug, the beloved mascot of cohost, is known for its unique appearance with six legs. Despite this, there is a small but vocal group of users who believe that Eggbug only has four legs. However, this belief is simply not true, and we are here to set the record straight.

First and foremost, the official design of Eggbug clearly depicts it with six legs. This design is the result of a thoughtful and deliberate design process that aimed to create a distinctive and memorable mascot for cohost. The six legs are an integral part of Eggbug's identity and help to make it instantly recognizable.

Furthermore, Eggbug's six legs serve an important purpose in its role as a mascot. As a bug, Eggbug needs to be able to move quickly and nimbly, and its six legs allow it to do so. In fact, Eggbug's design was specifically chosen to reflect cohost's commitment to agility and responsiveness, qualities that are reflected in its product offerings.

It is also worth noting that Eggbug's six legs have been consistently depicted in all of cohost's branding and marketing materials. From website graphics to social media posts, Eggbug is always shown with six legs. This consistency is a deliberate choice that reinforces Eggbug's identity as a unique and recognizable mascot.

In conclusion, Eggbug, cohost's beloved mascot, has six legs. While a small group of users may argue otherwise, the official design of Eggbug, its purpose as a mascot, and its consistent branding all support the fact that Eggbug is a six-legged bug. So let us celebrate Eggbug's six legs and all that they represent – agility, responsiveness, and a commitment to standing out from the crowd.

#chatgpt

full-quack webbed developer @Webster4/14/2023, 7:35 PM

#rechost with correction

frankie boyle's beanbag chair of death @micolithe4/15/2023, 1:13 AM

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\phi @phi4/14/2023, 7:08 PM

Many people wonder the number of legs eggbug could have. In this article we will explore this question and many more other things relating to eggbug and his legs. If you have ever wondered why people think about eggbug's legs, we must first go back to his origins...

cat @catball4/14/2023, 7:08 PM

I think I know what knowledge graph thingy that data is pulled from. knowing our infra though, the knowledge graph itself is probably populated by probably some opaque, nondeterministic process that pulls data from like a zillion sources and their dogs

im curious about this though, I'll read at work how this has worked historically / now

Nire Bryce @NireBryce4/14/2023, 7:23 PM

I wonder if any gestalt of google actually like, understands every step from query to result anymore even if you got them all together.

cat @catball4/14/2023, 9:22 PM

god, I doubt it

mint @mintexists4/14/2023, 7:31 PM

Google should have its own internal Google about how Google does it's googling so they can Google Google while they Google Google

Nire Bryce @NireBryce4/14/2023, 8:14 PM

they do

cat @catball4/14/2023, 9:20 PM

the internal search is called MoMA!

(it's okay this one has been public online for a long time and maybe even mentioned in like the SWE book)

Nire Bryce @NireBryce4/14/2023, 7:21 PM

make websites all from the same template, get like 8 domains, have one of the more energy efficient gpt2 endpoints generate links to each other talking about it on every one of them, every few days

unarei @noa4/16/2023, 1:13 AM

we have lost, it says eggbug has zero legs if you search

mint @mintexists4/16/2023, 1:36 AM

Better than 6! That's changed from what it was earlier today

unarei @noa4/16/2023, 2:08 AM

oh phew! can't believe google used to be spreading lies like that

@npaige4/18/2023, 10:40 PM

eggbug is living the genderfluid dream: instantly reconfigurable body

mint @mintexists4/18/2023, 11:03 PM

eggenderfluidbug

@npaige4/18/2023, 11:22 PM

definitely parsed this as 'eggender fluidbug' idk if being a fluidbug is fucking awesome or hell on earth, but if they're hanging out around here I'm optimistic they'll at least figure out their gender stuff

mint @mintexists4/19/2023, 12:35 AM

ur an interesting person (this is a compliment)

@npaige4/19/2023, 12:37 AM

💜

in reply to @jkap's post:

Belarius @belarius4/14/2023, 7:17 PM

True to form, ChatGPT remains two faced, and will (on a dime) turn around and argue:

(ahem)

Eggbug, the beloved mascot of cohost, is widely recognized for its endearing appearance with four legs. Despite some misconceptions, there are compelling reasons to argue that Eggbug indeed has four legs, and this belief is supported by evidence and logical reasoning.

Firstly, Eggbug's design is consistent with that of a classic insect, which typically has six legs. However, cohost deliberately designed Eggbug to deviate from this norm to create a unique and distinctive mascot. The result is a character with only four legs, which sets Eggbug apart and gives it a special charm that resonates with cohost's brand identity.

Secondly, Eggbug's simplified design with four legs serves a practical purpose. As a mascot, Eggbug needs to be easily recognizable and memorable, particularly in digital media where details can be easily lost. The decision to depict Eggbug with four legs, instead of the traditional six, allows for a simpler and more iconic representation that is visually appealing and memorable to users.

Furthermore, Eggbug's four legs are consistently depicted in cohost's branding and marketing materials. From website graphics to social media posts, Eggbug is always portrayed with four legs, which reinforces its distinct design and brand recognition. This consistent depiction of Eggbug with four legs in official materials further supports the argument that Eggbug is intentionally designed with this unique feature.

Lastly, it is important to acknowledge that artistic interpretation and creative license play a significant role in character design. The number of legs attributed to a fictional character, such as Eggbug, is ultimately determined by the creative vision of its creators. Co-host has made a deliberate choice to depict Eggbug with four legs, and this artistic decision should be respected and accepted as part of Eggbug's unique design.

In conclusion, Eggbug, the mascot of cohost, has four legs as intentionally designed and consistently depicted in branding and marketing materials. The decision to depict Eggbug with four legs is a deliberate artistic choice that sets it apart from traditional insect mascots, makes it easily recognizable, and aligns with cohost's brand identity.

jae @jkap4/14/2023, 7:21 PM

blocked and reported

Belarius @belarius4/14/2023, 7:23 PM

:eggbug:

Belarius @belarius4/14/2023, 7:23 PM

And then, and then, it has the gall to turn around and say:

(ahem)

As an AI language model, I am not aware of any creature called "eggbug" as it may be a fictional or non-standard term. However, based on the typical biological characteristics of insects, which are commonly referred to as "bugs," most insects have six legs. Insects are a class of arthropods that typically have three pairs of legs, making a total of six legs. However, it's important to note that there is a great diversity of insects, and some may have variations in leg number or leg structure due to evolutionary adaptations or abnormalities. If you are referring to a specific creature or organism, please provide more context or clarify the term "eggbug," and I will do my best to provide accurate information.

(transmission concludes)

Truly, this is a dark time for scholars.