• it/its

// the deer!
// plural deer therian θΔ, trans demigirl
// stray pet with a keyboard
// i'm 20 & account is 18+!
name-color: #ebe41e
// yeah



bruno
@bruno

Computer, ortolan bunting filled with armagnac and deep-fried with a flaming hot cheeto crust

Computer, mixed infusion of every medicinal herb in the Starfleet biological database, hot

Computer, 120ml of warm pasteurized cow's milk, served in a plastic sippy cup displaying 15 years of UV exposure damage

Computer, can of White Claw, 2011 formulation, label replaced with the pattern for a can of Dr Pepper, 1982 formulation

Computer, 52 ccs of DOP certified gamer girl sweat, slightly below room temperature


DecayWTF
@DecayWTF

Computer, 1 ml of standard water. Computer, 2 mls of standard water. Computer, negative 1 ml of standard water. Computer, 9 million liters of standard water. Computer, ten solid minutes of screeches from a fuzz testing generator


NireBryce
@NireBryce

the hull shudders and seams creak as ten minutes of screeches from a fuzz testing generator is rendered solid in a single instant.


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in reply to @bruno's post:

in reply to @NireBryce's post:

waiting 10 minutes for the results to come back due to light-speed delay to the QA farm on a remote moon

hope i didn't break the atomic density sanity checks again that was a real mess to clean up last time