Condolences to all today on this, the International Day Of "Get Back To Work And Pretend You Are Normal".

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Condolences to all today on this, the International Day Of "Get Back To Work And Pretend You Are Normal".
Puts a funnel into the collar of a suit and pours herself in with the intention of wearing the suit like a good little worker... ends up soaking into the suit which collapses to the floor in a wet heap ...I'm pretending as HARRRRD AS I CAN ^-^;
You can do it. I know you can!
... Though maybe, uh. Do they make business casual Ziplock bags?
For true, though. It's so hard ;.;
Yeup. "Business casual Ziplock bag" just makes me envision getting put in the fridge and mistaken for someone's lunch XD "What kinda soup is this?"
Honestly I've spent too long being trapped within "normalcy." I don't think anyone is meant to be any kind of "normal." We're all so different and varied that it's honestly ABNORMAL to adhere to any singular classification of one's entire being... So I'll continue to be a "wet suit" and slop along lazily as I do~ ;) Still, ya gotta do what ya gotta do :/
... Story idea. "New year, New you" became a little too literal as your magical costume for New Year's Eve messed up the timer and locked on for at least a full year... so now you have to go back to work in your new furry/inflatable/genie body... :3
Honestly, that'd make for a fun story... And I might be up for it in reality, too.
At least that would explain to people why I'm so out of sorts!
"Sorry boss. I'm inflatable."
What is a resume, if not a worksona reference sheet?